Im all about the Community.
(I even help old people cross the road)
'Hey - wheres my Pension gone ?' - Err.
But really !
If you don't want to a part of it - fine.
(are you mad or something?)
But if you DO.
Here's how not to P me off...
Step 1: To Get On My Bad Side: 🚫
Start every conversation with
"Well Your Totally Wrong Because..."
- and mansplain away!
You’ll be out of the community faster than you can say “condescending”
Nobody likes a 'nobby know it all'
Lets keep the discourse civil my people🙏
Want to be shown the door?🚪
Spread negativity and gossip like it's your side hustle.
My community thrives on positivity, so keep the drama for your mama.
Bonus: Gossip is like glitter, it sticks to you forever and nobody wants it!😒
Some people chat more breeze than a🌪️
Quick Route To Mr Masters Bad Books: 📚
Some people l-u-r-v-e a bit of Trolling.
Dang - this isnt a Fairy tale kids - this is X.
Interrupting every discussion with off-topic rants?
Mikes like - laters !🏃
If you can't stay on point, don't bother joining the conversation.
🚷 Pro Tip For Being Unwelcome:
Ghost everyone, 👻
Then pop up only when you need something on my DM's.
'Hello {name] ' - Somebody pass Mike a Mallet 🔨
Reciprocity matters here, so don’t be a community freeloader.
(but ask me nicely and I will give you the 🌍)
Getting Aggy With Masters Gets You Nowhere ❌
Dude, you talking to the man with the bulletproof 🧠
If you’re itching to be kicked out, just start arguments.
We value constructive debates, not girly bickering. Save the rows for your own house.
Im all about the 💘 ba-by.
And If You Follow The Rules - Then Mikes Got You.
And trust me, im a serious dude to have in your corner.
As a coach or a consultant or both.
Dang im also a pretty BIG personality.
(Its not for everybody)
Neither is Fragrant Soap 🧼
Hey the threads just a giggle!
I 💘 U